Best You've Ever Seen

category: BtVS, Song Drabble
timeframe: Post "Chosen"
characters: Dawn, Andrew, Buffy
warnings: crossdressing
rating: Teen
summary: Dawn and Andrew have fashion fun to a song from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Okay, everybody,

I put on some make up,"

"Red glitter, or pink?"

"Please."

"Right, red glitter."

"Turn on the 8-track,"

"That one."

"But blue eyeshadow is so eighties!"

"Pull the wig down from the shelf,"

"How’s that?"

"Hold on, it’s lopsided."

Buffy opened the bathroom door, made curious by the blaring music. Andrew and Dawn turned to look at her. Andrew adjusted his wig. She shook her head mutely and shut the door.

"Clothes?"

"I’ll go get Buffy’s red corset."

"Fabulous!"

"Suddenly I’m Miss Punk Rock Star of Stage and Screen and I ain’t never, I’m never turning back!"

END